July 2010
Yes, I am 62% "Ginger"
I was recently walking in a public place with my friend. I forget where it was, but we passed a completely normal looking girl. She was a girl I would have ignored and forgot forever. However, as we passed by, she muttered, “Hah Ginge.” I looked around and realized I was, in fact, the only red head around. Really? Is my hair that amusing? I know pale kids with orange hair and faces...
Finally:
I just bought the last Stieg Larsson novel, The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest, and I am glad to say that, so far, the pages are turning quickly. I read The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and The Girl Who Played With Fire in about a week, and since then I’ve been going through Lisbeth Salander withdrawal. It feels good to get my fix again.
“Dane Cook could totally beat me in a fight… but it would be really long...”
– Daniel Tosh
Things I've Recently Realized
- The new 1-800-CONTACTS commercials are phenomenal.
- My favorite teacher in all of high school thinks very highly of me. Great success!
- I am in love with a city.
- Money spent on food is never wasted.
- Chairs can be beautiful.
- Bitches be bitches.
- Tosh.0 is an amazingly hilarious program.
- I am addicted to Stieg Larsson novels.
- I need a woman. Applications can be posted here.
-...
“Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name’s Ron Burgundy. What’s...”
– Ron Burgundy (The greatest news anchor that ever lived)
clairefoley asked: ale-alejandro!
what are your least favorite nicknames, brah?
what are your least favorite nicknames, brah?
Friday's Top Ten: Cities I've Visited
10. Miami Beach (USA)
9. Portland (USA)
8. London (England)
7.Lucerne (Switzerland)
6. Amalfi (Italy)
5. Paris (France)
4. Boston (USA)
3. Brugge (Belgium)
2. Rome (Italy)
1. New York City (USA)
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
– Leonardo Da Vinci (Original Gangsta)
Today's Adventure
It was an unusually good day at work this morning; the swim club was running smoothly, until an unidentified boy took a crap on the toilet instead of in it. I had to take care of the situation, and I will tell you that if I ever find out who did it, unspeakable things will happen to that child.
